She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Randomize