Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
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I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
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And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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