i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
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he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
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officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
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