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brad dismisses pussy with prejudice

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(504): View more from Louisiana

I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.

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Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER

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(765): View more from Indiana

Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out

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(480): View more from Arizona

The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.

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(573): View more from Missouri

I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...

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(867): View more from Yukon/N.W.Territory

Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me

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My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.

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