Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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