Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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