kristin has been a bad kristin
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I have aggressive nipples.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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