They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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