There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
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Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
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The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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