On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Randomize
