I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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