im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
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You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
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He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
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