we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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