But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
You're a waste of cheezeits
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
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