His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
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i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
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Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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