I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
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Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
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Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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