I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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