Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
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look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
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I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
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