Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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