we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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