He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
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He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
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I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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