69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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