scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
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Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
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EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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