Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
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i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
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I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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