When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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