wat bout pragnant strippers??
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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