D3 body, D1 cock
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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