Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
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