Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
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CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
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You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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