He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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