So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
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he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
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Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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