well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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