My nipple is on Facebook.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
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