Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
This is the prime rib incident all over again
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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