We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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