Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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