just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
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at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
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Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I need to calm my uterus...
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