Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
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You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
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I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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