I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
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They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
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Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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