STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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