Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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