just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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