At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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