Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
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