Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
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the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
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If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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