Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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