i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
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i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
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We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
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