I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
So much Jack, so little girl.
my liver is dry heaving
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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