Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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