The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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