That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
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