new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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